Who da man?
D | Monday, October 31, 2005
You da man.

We da man.
Josh/Mrs. L/Sam, The Short List WW Season 1, Episode 9

And so am I. Today President Bush nominated Circuit Court Judge Samuel Alito to the SCOTUS.


I called it would be a man. I was right.

I called it would be someone from the
far right to mollify the conservatives. I was right.

I may not be
smart, but I guessed this one right on the money. To be fair, it wasn't that hard to forecast. I am in the process of reviewing some of Alito's background and opinions (so glad there is something to read!!!). I'll let you know where I stand once I get a feel for him/his views.


D | 10/31/2005 03:53:00 PM | 2 comments |   Post your comment



That's not being a fan...
D | Sunday, October 30, 2005
That's having a fetish.
-Josh, Artic Radar WW Season 4, Episode 9

Tonight was OMEA state marching band finals. Ashley, Kate, my brother, and I all went up to Dublin-Coffman and listened to West and a few other AA bands. We left before awards, but I can only assume our marching Firebirds captured another Superior ranking.

I don't really know how to put into words the things I love about the band - power, camaraderie, unity. That's close I guess, but those don't really capture what it is. This is another one of those allusive "it"s that words can't capture. The X factor. There are so many things in the world that capture me, yet I can't capture in words. Like the sound of a woman walking in tall black boots. Like the sensation of completeness that washes over you as you drink that cup of coffee after a perfect meal. Like the view from atop a mountain that six hours earlier you stood at the base of. If you ever want to find out why I love marching bands so much, come to States next year.

Some side notes:
1. Dvorak is wonderful everywhere.
2. I will maintain to my dying day that marching band is a sport. We practice just as hard and just as long and if you don't think "the band" is hard work, let's see you pick up a tuba and carry it around for seven minutes while you march in time, much less playing it. You should be able to letter your senior year in band.
3. There is nothing wrong with "band love." We are a tight-knit group and we don't make fun of you for non-band love - so buzz off you snooty Student Council Vice President.
4. I am smarter and more talented because I marched. My involvement in band fostered my love for music. So to certain people in my family who I know love music yet act cool by not being forthright with their band participation, "Shame on you!" Viva la band!

Quote of the night
We are in the car on the way to the competition. Pat's cel phone rings, it's a friend. We can't hear the other side of the conversation.
PAT: Hey. (pause) Uh, me and my brother are hanging out tonight. (pause) Yeah we don't know what we're doing yet...


D | 10/30/2005 01:32:00 AM | 8 comments |   Post your comment



Is it the weekend yet?
D | Friday, October 28, 2005
Is there anyone out there who does NOT spend Friday counting down the hours till the weekend begins?


D | 10/28/2005 12:04:00 PM | 2 comments |   Post your comment



Miers withdrawals
D | Thursday, October 27, 2005
So she withdrew her name from consideration. The reasons cited seem to suggest that she did not want to compromise executive privilege by forcing the White House to release documents detailing her personal counsel to the President. Let me again stress that I do believe she was under-qualified, but other than that I have no personal animosity to her and I don't know anything about her judicial or political views, so I can't comment on them.

With that said (i.e. that was my "no offense but..." qualifier) - this is crap. Removing your name from consideration because you don't want to release documents? You think releasing documents between you and the President "would undermine a president's ability to receive candid counsel." Really? What in God's name did you guys talk about? "Protection of the prerogatives of the Executive branch and continued pursuit of my nomination are in tension." It's not bad writing, but seriously? You have no published judicial records. Either tesify about your opinions or release some documents. Why is this an unreasonable request? Read her letter to the President here (PDF)

My un-educated guess is she resigned because they didn't think she had the votes to be confirmed, which would be a "body blow" to the Bush Presidency. But why would that mater? Bush's approval rating has no where to go but up; quite truly he can't lose much more in the realm of public opinion. If she was the right woman for the job, why not give it a go? So I think she didn't have the votes. Either that or these elusive documents were so bad/embarrassing/inappropriate, that the preferable choice was for Miers to get out of the race rather than letting these documents get out.

Where do we go from here? Who knows? The President already told us he picked the best person for the job, so by default, anyone he nominates now is a second choice. Better find some new language. Here's $10 that says the new nominee will NOT be a woman. Who wants this action?

And just for fun, feel free to re-read my "I'm not a judge, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night" post here (more important my be my comments, so don't forget those).


D | 10/27/2005 02:13:00 PM | 6 comments |   Post your comment



WW's 270
D | Wednesday, October 26, 2005
I'm a Wingnut. It's OK, I admit it, and I can handle it. Even with the Season 5-7's tragic loss of Sorkin, I've remained true to my show. On average, I watch 8 episodes per week. So the following post of West Wing bravado should come as no surprise to anyone. Get out your dry erase boards its...

WEST WING ELECTORAL MATH

According to fellow Wingnuts, the third episode of Season 7 depicted the following electoral map: (red is Vinick, blue is Santos, yellow is undecided)

CURRENT

Basically, Vinick has strong grip on the majority of the country. Odds are good that not too much of that will change. Of important note, Vinick will carry California, a typical Democratic strong hold. Without those 55 votes, winning for Santos becomes tricky. Notice that still undecided states include Texas (his home state), Pennsylvania, and the dynamic presidential swing states of Ohio and Florida (hanging chads and all). If Santos were to take every undecided state, we would have the following scenario...

UNLIKELY SCENARIO

With TX, PA, FL and OH, Santos would eek out a win with 19 votes to spare. But that assumes that A. Vinick picks up no ground in undecided states and B. Santos takes nothing away from Vinick.

I am relatively confident that there is no way John Wells will allow Santos to lose. A Vinick Presidency would leave 1 person in the show who we already know, Vinick. Santos as President keeps Josh, Leo, maybe Donna and Will and a handful of B roles. I agree that in the real world Vinick/Sullivan takes the day, but here in West Wing fiction land, it ends up being Santos/McGarry. Given that - here's the way I think it will actually work out.

Santos carries almost all of the Northeast, except New Hampshire (which is thrown in by the writers as something which will worry Josh). Vinick carries Ohio and our Cincinnati Republican base, but Santos wins Pennsylvania with the help of defeated Democratic candidate, Gov. Eric Baker. Josh pushes Santos to remain true to himself, and his Latino heritage prevails - this brings victories in Texas, Florida, and Arizona (a steal from Vinick). VP candidate Sullivan reels in his home state of West Virginia for Vinick, as does McGarry in Illinois for Santos. Santos also reclaims Oregon (I don't have a good reason why). At that point, Santos wins by 4.

DEREK'S SCENARIO

The problem with this scenario is unless Santos takes back another larger state (i.e. CA or OH) he is winning by a very narrow gap. With only a 4 vote margin, the loss of Oregon, or Arizona, or even Utah with its 5 votes, would change the outcome of the election. Having said that, I am sure it will still work out for Josh and the gang.

Now that I've put this down in writing, I expect Alex to grade my predictions as the election occurs later this season. If you want to work your own scenarios, I used this site, but you can also try here. By the way, NBC has added some "Campaign" pages to the West Wing homepages. They are entertaining. And don't forget, the Nov 6th episode will be a LIVE debate episode. ER had a live episode once and I remember it being interesting, but not grand.



And if you're curious, 1105 days till the real-life 2008 Presidential election.


D | 10/26/2005 08:28:00 PM | 3 comments |   Post your comment



Because its from Belgium
D | Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Today I learned that Godiva chocolate cost $39/lb. When the girl at the counter told me, I just burst out laughing. She gives me a confused look and goes, "What?" And I said, "That's funny to me. (beat) I was the kid in Bio who laughed all the time."

She did not get the reference. Someone, please get it.


PS: Godiva is privately held company. So much for giving stock certificates for Valentine's Day.


D | 10/25/2005 09:15:00 PM | 2 comments |   Post your comment



Rainy drivers
D
What makes people think that simply because it is raining you can drive 60 in the fast lane?

And hills? Don't slow down on a hill. Rain or no rain, an simple incline does not mean you can crest over the top going a measly 65 in the fast lane. There are two lanes on the highway for good reason. That lane over there, on the right hand side, do you see that? You do? Great. GET OVER THERE. That's your lane to as SLOW AS YOU WANT.

(In case you're wondering, I'm ranting about stupid people in a poor attempt to cover my own stupidity from yesterday)


D | 10/25/2005 12:12:00 PM | 11 comments |   Post your comment



TDM
D | Monday, October 24, 2005
Todays Daily Moron... Derek Walden. I went into work this morning just like every other Monday. I sit down at my desk and pull up my schedule for today. It says VACATION. So I went home.


D | 10/24/2005 10:40:00 AM | 3 comments |   Post your comment



Weekend Update
D | Sunday, October 23, 2005
A rainy fall weekend meanders from Friday to Sunday and I don't know where it went...

Friday I was honored to "borrow" Meghan's dog
Huey. Huey is the quintessential double-edged sword in my struggle over getting my own dog. For example, he pee-ed in the house twice (once on my couch), crapped in the middle of the floor once, and woke me up at 7AM by standing on my head. Conversely, he loves playing with my socks. He has a pattern - whenever I stop playing with him and start doing something else (TV or blogging), he runs away full steam and disappears into my bedroom. A minute later he proudly returns with a fresh new toy - one of my socks he has unearthed from my dirty clothes pile in my bedroom. It cracks me up every time. We ended our 15 hour visit with 5 socks in my living room.

Saturday was family bonding with the Hughes family and watching OSU dismantle the Hoosiers. At one point, Ashley asked me, "What's a Hoosier?" Anyone (not Ashley) who knows how I responded, post a comment and you're my new best friend. Perhaps most entertaining was the post-game Trivial Pursuit match. I was reading Meghan one question which asked something like, "What body part did the team mascot monkey tear off of Argentinean soccer coach, XYZ in 2002?" Meghan responded with, "His leg?" I responded with, "Yes, the monkey was King Kong and it ripped his LEG off."


Ash and I went and saw
Elizabethtown. It was an interesting premise for a film, but very similar to another film I love, Garden State. So I watched that Sunday night. I typically enjoy Cameron Crowe films and this was no exception, although arguably not his best picture, I enjoyed it and would recommend it. Some great music in this film, Buckingham's (of Fleetwood Mac fame) solo piece, Big Love, just cooks and Ryan Adams' heart-wrenching ballad, Come pick me up, is a favorite for cursing ex-girlfriends.

Sunday was sleep and sleep. I had dinner with my family and listened to my mom lecture me about how if I go to
Philmont this summer, I won't have enough money to pay my student loans. Oh Mom, its not my student loans that I'm worried about - its my massive crack habit. Although the dynamics in the relation between myself and my parents has changed as I continue to become an actual adult, it occurs to me that my parents will always be my parents. My mom will always wonder what I am doing with my life and wonder how I am going to pay my bills. That's the way its supposed to be, I guess. I love you Mom.

And can someone help me out real quick? There was a quote on
Grey's Anatomy tonight when the main character is trying to get a man to be with her, and again I'm approximating here but something like, "Choose me. Pick me. Love me." I feel like I've seen that in a recent movie. What was it?


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MT goes under the ax
D | Friday, October 21, 2005
Earlier this week I volunteered to help coach my highschool's mock trial teams. Unfortunately, I received word from my old coach that Lakota MT has been another of the many victims of the budget cuts. I was devastated. This will be the first year since the inception of MT in the state of Ohio (22 years) that Lakota will not be participating.

If I ever get elected to any government position in this country I promise right now that education will be my number one priority. Save this post and quote me 15 years from now.


D | 10/21/2005 02:19:00 PM | 3 comments |   Post your comment



QOTD
D | Thursday, October 20, 2005
Ash: The next time you come to Columbus, I'm going to cook you dinner.

D: Uh huh, sure. Well, the next time I come to Columbus I'm going to fly there on gossamer wings...


D | 10/20/2005 11:51:00 PM | 5 comments |   Post your comment



Hokey religions and ancient weapons...
D
... are no match for a good blaster at your side.
-Solo, ANH

And so it will remain in the United States. Today the House of Representatives passed Senate Bill 397 - a bill which prohibits individuals from bringing vexacious litigation against gun manufacturers (
Yahoo! article). Feel free to review the text of the bill here.

I am torn on my support for this bill. The text of the bill itself is perfectly reasonable - indeed people who use a product for its intended purpose and end up hurting themselves should not be able to sue the manufacturer of that product (unless the product itself was defective). Suggesting that your client should sue a car company if they get drunk and crash their car, hurting themselves in the process, is bordering on unethical. Before an injured Plaintiff drags corporate America into the courtroom, we should be damn sure we have a valid claim.

Nonetheless, I am a Democrat and I am in favor of strong and meaningful gun control laws. The message and tone of this legislation doesn't help in the fight for tougher gun laws. Don't get me wrong - I think guns, used properly and safely, are fine. I've been educated on gun safety and enjoyed my experiences with recreational gun usage. But I agree with Josh, "We can all get together on the granade launcher right?" (WW, Season 1, Ep 4). There are some weapons that are not for recreation and are not for self defense and exist solely for military use - I think we should be able to find a happy medium and keep the ridiculously destructive and dangerous weapons out of civilian hands.


In addition, while I am well aware that the legal issues present signifigant differences, we sued the tobacco industry and won. Now we have a law banning any litigation against the firearm industry. This basically means we won't be able to push the industry into more self-regulation via litigation. No warning labels on barrell of your 22 or websites to discuss firearm addiction. But that's OK - we will continue fighting the good fight through legislative avenues, which is fine, but a much slower process.

If you're curious about gun deaths in the US, check out some stats compared to other countries
here.


D | 10/20/2005 07:31:00 PM | 3 comments |   Post your comment



failure
Kate | Wednesday, October 19, 2005
A quick post Derek will appreciate:

Go to Google, type in the word "failure" - with the quotes - and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button - quickly, before Google changes it.

Enjoy!


Kate | 10/19/2005 11:50:00 PM | 5 comments |   Post your comment



Underwater ambulance chaser
D
The NRDC is suing the US Navy because "...whales shouldn't have to die for practice..."

Apparently, Navy peace-time training exercises utilizing sonar technology are creating dangerous "noise pollution" which is harming whales and dolphins.

I could go on a crazy rant about human poverty and disease and the horrible state of real people in the world, but what would be the point? I thought the scalding McDonald's coffee lady was ridiculous but no, I was mistaken.

Now I've seen it all.


More here at Natural Resources Defense Council homepage and whale/sonar section.

UPDATE: This just keeps getting better and better. James Bond himself is a spokesperson for the NRDC. Listen to Brosnan's mp3 admonishment of sonar here. Better and better...

UPDATE #2: All my lawyer friends, lets take a survey - do they have a legit case?


D | 10/19/2005 06:15:00 PM | 3 comments |   Post your comment



Big Apple = Big Rent
D
Shockingly, Manhattan has the highest rent costs in the US, 138% above national average. Next 4: San Fran, LA, San Jose (um, what?), and D.C. San Jose? So confused...


D | 10/19/2005 12:41:00 PM | 3 comments |   Post your comment



Modifier patrol
D | Tuesday, October 18, 2005
The document surfaced as the White House struggled to reassure conservatives who have been critical of Miers' appointment, depicting her as a crony of President Bush who lacks the background or qualifications to sit on the high court.(link)

Ha ha. I crack myself up.

UPDATE: Apparently, some people are having trouble detecting why this is funny to me. I've underlined the funny part.

JOSH: OK. Here's one: the White House has been by instructed by Congress to compile a list of 400 government reports that should be eliminated as they serve little purpose and cost the taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars. We'll assume though the modifier was dangling - they mean the reports serve little purpose and not Congress itself. (WW, Season 2, Ep 17)


D | 10/18/2005 12:50:00 PM | 1 comments |   Post your comment



Attache
D
This weekend, I saw the following license plate and immediately thought of Ben Ranz. The owner had even added the accent mark with blue tape. If anyone knows Ranz's email, send him a link to this page and let's see if we can get our own Dan Kaffe to explain why this is funny.



And take your f*cking attache with you.
-Ranz

UPDATE: Ranz explains here. Too funny.


D | 10/18/2005 12:12:00 PM | 5 comments |   Post your comment



Bargain Basement Smoothie
D | Monday, October 17, 2005
I purchased $40 worth of smoothies today.

Let no woman tell me I can't spot a deal.


D | 10/17/2005 05:13:00 PM | 2 comments |   Post your comment



QOTD - Bob and Tom
D
The greatest thing about my ex-wife is she would always admit when she was wrong - I can't tell you the number of time she used to say, "I never should have married you."

-Comedian Lord Carrett on Bob and Tom this morning


D | 10/17/2005 02:45:00 PM | 0 comments |   Post your comment



QOTD - Cinergy Radio Ad
D | Friday, October 14, 2005
Earlier today I heard Cingery radio ad promoting the value and importance of electricity to our society (Call before you dig kind of PSA). Here is a direct quote:

"Electricity provides us with warmth, light, and cable TV."

And that is all I need to live - heat, illumination, and re-runs of Lassie on Nick at Nite. All the things electricity powers and they pick "cable TV" to demonstrate the importance of electricity. Our world is so messed up...


D | 10/14/2005 04:58:00 PM | 0 comments |   Post your comment



No more martini for Brosnan
D
Bye Bye Pierce

Shaken not stirred will get you cold water with a dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. James is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it.
-Bartlet, WW Season 3 Ep 17, Stirred


D | 10/14/2005 10:12:00 AM | 1 comments |   Post your comment



WOTD
D | Thursday, October 13, 2005
pul-chri-tude - n. physcial beauty (especially of a woman)
Ex: She's a sashaying piece of pulchritude. WW, Season 6 Ep 17, Nintey Miles Away

I am wondering if this is a particuarly sexist or demeaning term for femine beauty. If anyone has any ideas...


D | 10/13/2005 04:45:00 PM | 3 comments |   Post your comment



Hayride Year Two
D
It's that time of year again - Hayride time. Last year's hayride and haunted maize excursion was a huge success - we got lost in the maize till well past closing time. Nonetheless, there has been an overwhelming response to return - and so we shall.

Here's the info. Anyone who can read this is welcome to come. All the info you need is below. See you there!!!


The Maize at Little Darby Creek (website)
8657 Axe Handle Rd.
Milford Center, OH 43045

Saturday October 15th
Meet there @ 8PM (that means YOU, Kate)
Admission approx $10 (hayride and maize)
Discount coupon

It's takes about 30 minutes to get there, so plan accordingly
Directions via Yahoo! from center of Cbus



D | 10/13/2005 01:27:00 AM | 1 comments |   Post your comment



Burn this place down
D | Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Things about my vacation to New York:

Expansion

The Akron Canton Airport is currently undergoing renovation for a new two-tiered terminal. You heard me right. An airport which currently has 8 gates is expanding with a elevated terminal, just in case they bring back the Concord.

Sudoku
Damn you Dr. Hughes! A Japanese puzzle game is my new hobby/obsession. If you've never played one, DON'T. They are addicting and will really cut into your TV watching time. On vacation I actually taught myself how to complete these puzzles in a logical analytical fashion. Now I destroy them in just a few minutes. To play online, try this site.

Sweaty Mc-Sweat-erson
So in the musical Moving Out, no one speaks. It is more like a rock opera with Billy Joel's music sung by a band and the dancers just doing ballet. We were in the first row which at a Gallagher show this is called "The Splash Zone." The name was appropriate here as well because apparently ballet is the sweatiest activity known to man or beast. I thought Eddie (of Brenda and Eddie fame) was going to fling sweat into me on numerous occasions. It was still a good show. My favorite part was after intermission when they couldn't get something to work - so the band entertained us with random 70s rock - Clapton, Aerosmith, etc. Myself and the girl next to me bonded over the piano solo in Layla.

No Cow
My favorite painting at the Met is called The Innocent Eye by Mark Tansey. It is a scene from a museum where multiple men in glasses and lab coats are observing the reactions of a cow as it evaluates a painting of some other cows (a real painting,
The Young Bull by Paulus Potter). You have to see it to get the irony. It is a satire on art critics and how we perceive and evaluate "art." Anyway, the painting was NOT THERE. The Information Desk verified that the painting was in the museum's permanent collection, but simply was not currently on display. I was so pissed that I was accurately quoted as saying, "I am going to burn this place down."



An actual Ashley Quote
Is Yahoo chocolate milk or chocolate soda? (I am sitting in bed holding a drink)

Slanted urinals
Ruvym agreed that the new urinals with slanted walls are the
ideal design for such a receptacle. Also, Ruvym kicks ass. Thanks for the pizza.

Red Acura

On the drive home from Akron, I was encouraging the car infront of me in the fastlane to get out of the way (read, I was tailgating his ass because he was driving too slowly). He got pissed and decided he would take off and leave me in the dust - which he did - directly infront of a cop. The Statey pulled out behind me, flipped on his lights, and busted the guy. Opps sorry - next time GET OUT OF THE FAST LANE (and let me get the ticket).


D | 10/12/2005 07:21:00 PM | 6 comments |   Post your comment



Heart Shutdown
D
Why do they call it a "heart attack"?

True, the arteries of the heart become blocked and that could be considered an attack by the obstruction (IE "Local man has obstruction which attacks heart"), but technically the heart stops beating. Its not an "attack" if something stops working or can't continue working. According to dictionary.com, attack can be the episode or onset of disease, but I don't buy it.


If my engine runs out of gas, I don't say, "My car is suffering from an engine attack." Ok, so that was a bad analogy, but the question remains:

Why do they call it a "heart attack"?


PS: I am not making fun of heart attacks or people who have heart attacks, nor do I want to have one. I am just curious.


D | 10/12/2005 12:32:00 PM | 1 comments |   Post your comment



"pimp" + "honda" = derekwalden.com
D | Tuesday, October 11, 2005
A friend of mine at work, Andy, comes up to me today during his break and says the following:

A: Hey man, listen to this. So I've got this Honda.

D: Car?

A: Yeah. I've got the Jeep and all, but 'cause of gas prices...

D: Sure

A: And I am working on fixing it up; you know, pimping it out a little bit.

D: Um, OK

A: Anyways I was online doing some searches for parts to pimp it out and I was on Google so I punched in "pimp" and "honda." You know what it pulled up?

D: No.

A: The fourth result was derekwalden.com.

D: No way!

A: Pull it up. (I do)

D: That is AWESOME.

A: Yeah, I thought so.


D | 10/11/2005 10:31:00 PM | 2 comments |   Post your comment



ANSWERS to Guess the Movie Soundtrack
D
The Guess the Movie Soundtrack turned out to be a big hit. Thanks to everyone who submitted a guess. Alex won the competition with a score of 19-1-3. Another remix will probably be posted within the week. Before I did so, I wanted to survey some of my participants. Should the next mix be....?
A. John Williams only (less difficult)
B. 10 selections in 60 seconds (more difficult)


ANSWERS
1. Superman, Williams - Hint: Clark
2. LOTR: The Fellowship of the Rings, Shore - Hint: Shire
3. Lawrence of Arabia, Jarre - Hint: Plaza de Espana
4. Jurassic Park, Williams - Hint: T-Rex
5. Gone with the Wind, Steiner- Hint: Tara
6. ET; The Extra-Terrestrial, Williams - Hint: Bike-ride
7. Back to the Future, Silvestri - Hint: Delorian
8. Silverado, Broughton - Hint: Cowboy
9. Magnificent Seven, Bernstein - Hint: Siete
10. SW, Ep V: The Empire Strikes Back, Williams - Hint: Vader
11. The Godfather, Coppola - Hint: Coppola
12. The Shawshank Redemption, Newman - Hint:
Zihuatanejo
13. Titanic, Horner - Hint: Leo
14. The Hunt for Red October, Poledouris - Hint: Ping
15. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Williams - Hint: Hedgewick
14B. The Hunt for Red October (reprise)
16. Batman, Elfman - Hint: Joker
17. The Matrix Revolutions, Davis - Hint: Kung-fu
18. Crimson Tide, Zimmer - Hint: Alabama
19.
Gladiator, Zimmer - Hint: Maximus
20. Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indiana Jones), Williams - Hint: Whip
21. Rudy, Goldsmith - Hint: Irish
22. 2001: A Space Odyssey, Strauss - Hint: Hal
23. Bridge on the River Kwai, Alford - Hint: Guinness -- (I was also accepting The Parent Trap, Stripes, and SpaceBalls as correct answers for this selection.)


D | 10/11/2005 06:43:00 PM | 4 comments |   Post your comment



A few pics from NYC
D | Saturday, October 08, 2005


Empire State Building


New York Public Library


New York Stock Exchange



D | 10/08/2005 05:59:00 PM | 0 comments |   Post your comment



CAK to LGA
D | Friday, October 07, 2005
Who says I never wake up early? We're leaving Cbus at 4:30. Yes, AM (the AM - my arch nemesis (Welter, if you're reading, here is a special little Qwelter just for you: I would bet that if my friends had to choose what superhero I would be, like they do in that one skit on Whose Line Is It Anyway ("Thank God you're here, Man Who Speaks Only In Rhymes"), Alex and Brad would probably make me Captain Snooze Alarm. That or Neglify Boy. Just a guess. What superhero would I be? What would you be?))

Friday-Saturday-Sunday - a much needed vacation. If anyone would like a souvenir from The Big Apple give me a call. The number is
here. Keep your eyes posted for some photos...


D | 10/07/2005 12:04:00 AM | 2 comments |   Post your comment



President or Palpatine
D | Thursday, October 06, 2005
Too funny not to share.


D | 10/06/2005 10:41:00 AM | 2 comments |   Post your comment



Guess the movie soundtrack
D | Wednesday, October 05, 2005
AFI has recently released the Top 25 Movie Scores (hat tip: Alex). The list is pretty solid with Star Wars, Gone with the Wind, and Lawrence of Arabia topping the list. In honor of this list (and actually this has been something I have wanted to do for a long time now), I have created a little competition.

Guess the Movie Soundtrack

The file below is 3:30 seconds long and contains snippets of 23 separate movie scores. Download the MP3 file (3.3MB) and either email your answers or post a comment with your answers. The person who gets the most correct (or all correct) will win a prize (most likely some beer of your choosing).

Guess the Movie Soundtrack Mix MP3

Hint - Of the 23 soundtracks included, 6 are on AFI list above. Good luck.


D | 10/05/2005 01:50:00 PM | 10 comments |   Post your comment



BrendanBoost II
D | Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Famed hurricane blogger, Irish Trojan, and a regular read of mine (see right-hand toolbar) Brendan Loy has linked my previous comments about Mier's appointment. Not that I am any authority on the subject, but my Holiday Inn joke seemed to be pretty funny.

This is my second BrendanBoost (first here, by shear luck). But I did recently make fun of Brendan in a post about Putting Down the Shovel. If you don't read his blog, you should. He is a self proclaimed "weather nerd" and hyper-blogger. Its a great page.


D | 10/04/2005 12:27:00 PM | 6 comments |   Post your comment



I'm not a judge...
D | Monday, October 03, 2005
...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

or

"I'm not a judge, but I do pretend to be one in the White House Counsel's Office."

This nomination elevates not having any "judicial track record" to a whole new level. We thought we didn't know anything about Roberts - we know (and most likely will continue to know) nothing about this nominee. President Bush has nominated his own White House Counsel, Harriet Miers, to the Supreme Court as a replacement for retiring Sandra Day O'Connor.

Without knowing anything about the nominee, and without passing any judgment one way or the other on her political beliefs, the process of nominating a judicial nominee has truly saddened me. Non-committal mediocrity is what the process has devolved into and that makes me sad. I don't think we will ever again see a nominee with a strong clearly-articulated judicial philosophy. Nor will a nominee ever answer questions about their views during their hearings. Eliminating all men from consideration and looking only at the 50% of the American population that is female, what does it say that our President thinks the most qualified candidate for the highest judicial role in the land is someone who has never served one single day as a judge?

I am disillusioned to the point of true sadness.


D | 10/03/2005 12:05:00 PM | 5 comments |   Post your comment



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