Bleach
D | Saturday, September 24, 2005
I had my first experience with bleach this evening. I strongly endorse the product:

My laundry, once a gray-ish and mother-of-pearl mass of ragged bath towels and wrinkled undershirts piled carelessly on the floor of an every dirty bedroom, now sparkles like a snow-covered Alpine peak at day break on a cold winter morning, which seems best accepted by wrapping oneself in a freshly dried white cotton robe, opens it's eyes to the coming dawn whose promise of whiter linens and crisper dress shirts brings us all a little share of the hope and joy that serves to warm our hearts and always remind us that such opportunities found in the brilliance of a white sheet, which indeed we too often take for granted, are to be cherished and embraced and enjoyed as if each moment were the last we would ever spend with such a wonder as a the only truly color of the heavens, white.

How you like them apples?


D | 9/24/2005 12:45:00 AM |   Post your comment



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