Mall walkers
D | Wednesday, July 20, 2005

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So I am at the mall this morning at 9:45 (before it opens mind you) and all around me are "mall walkers." After much observation, I now know the five things required to join this exercise craze:
1. You must be old
2. Have a hip-pack
3. and water bottle
4. Have white tennis shoes
5. with Velcro straps

Honestly its not a horrible idea- the AC makes it pretty nice in here.

D | 7/20/2005 10:16:47 AM |   Post your comment

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I work at a mall and mall walkers are the worst people ever! They have a certain path they follow every morning and if your trying to work and you get in thier way...they will move you...they are rude about it too.
Anonymous | July 21, 2005 7:56 AM | permalink
 

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I agree. They were scary.
D | July 21, 2005 8:45 AM | permalink
 

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