Onion strikes again
D | Monday, April 25, 2005

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This was simply too funny not to link to. The Onion is probably the lone consistently funny internet publication I read (besides Welter's LJ). This article is hysterical.

Fifth grade science paper doesn't stand up to peer review



Favorite quote:
Members of the three-person panel had many concerns about Nogroski's work, foremost among them their belief that the fifth-grader did not substantiate his thesis. Two panel members even suggested that Nogroski's thesis was erroneous.

"Otters are not interesting!" 10-year-old peer examiner Jonathan Glass said.

"Otters are so boring, I fell asleep for a thousand years and woke up with a long beard covered in ice," LaMott said. "I had to defrost myself."

D | 4/25/2005 10:34:00 PM | Post your comment

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Comments:

this is response to derek taking off the 18th and 19th to go see star wars: this is his brother and i asked him to come up the night of the 19th to experience my 21st birthday - derek responded with "i dont know if i can take off work" - so u can take off work to see star wars(AND WE ALL KNOW THE NEW ONES SUCK ASS) but not for your brothers 21- ASSHOLE!!!!!!!! i shit on you and i shit on star wars

with love pat
 Anonymous | April 25, 2005 11:31 PM | permalink
 

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I took off both days so that I would be in Cbus for your Birthday you jump-to-conclusions-asshole.

See you then. Happy B-Day.

PS: You want to go see it with us don't you? I'll buy your ticket you i'm-so-poor-i-can't-buy-ramen-asshole.
 D | April 26, 2005 12:32 AM | permalink
 

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In the words of Justin Timberlake and the black-eyed peas... "where is the love, the love, the love?"

(and I hate you both for making me quote Justin Timberlake)

BTW, thanks for the shoutout to the LJ
 Chris Welter | April 26, 2005 8:24 AM | permalink
 

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I appreciate the compliment of course, but don't thank me, thank The Onion.
 D | April 26, 2005 5:05 PM | permalink
 

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